Finally, Jonah Falcon’s penis is solidified in song.
The man famous for his 13.5-inch, record-setting penis released a song, and it’s bound to impress even the most hardened of pop fans.
With lyrics like these, it’s clear to see that Falcon — and his co-pop singer, Adam Barta — are looking to go big:
“I heard it from all the guys and every single freakin’ girl/They wanna try and take a ride on the biggest in the world/But in order to ride the beast it must be unfurled,” Falcon sings before the chorus, “Too damn big/It’s just too damn big/Your penis too damn big yeah/It’s too damn big.”
Falcon didn’t comment on the girthy tune. His new publicist wants to embargo the package, even though it was already released.
Gina Rodriguez – a former porn star who has represented such luminaries as “Octomom” Nadya Suleman and reality cast members Alex McCord and Nik Richie — told HuffPost Weird News, “There will be no interview.”
The song can speak for itself. Falcon fans will be excited to know that “It’s Too Big,” a clear homage to the Pet Shop Boys and anything that can’t be measured by a standard ruler, won’t be going flaccid any time soon.
Read more: Huffington Post
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