(1) If anybody on your BBM exhibits any tendencies of pride, biko delete immediately.
(2) The babe or guy is feeling too pretty/rich, abeg clear the idiot.
(3) You are always the first person to ping him/her..., na Male dey do am pass..You are a fool sir....Na only d person dey ur BBM..Delete joor!
(4) You added someone and the person could not even say Hi or show some courtesy. The first thing you see is "how did u get my pin" Na Angel Wasiu give me for dream..Oloshi oloriburuku, delete The Murrafucker :|
(5) The person hasn't pinged you for 3weeks or more & he/she is changing DP & PM .........
which simply means you're not important...So show you have some dignity & delete
(6) The person always replies 'lol' or 'happy smiley' or kk to your long story BC? delete d person..
(7) The person is always like TTYL, BRB, Lerra Haa!! Na so u cheap reach? Delete d marafucker
(8) Your friend on bbm is telling you.. See, I don't have time for rubbish oo, any little thing they will say 'I will delete you now' & as you mumu reach, you go just smile.....send ANUOFIA first..Come delete the fool while he/she dey type..it'll be like rapture
(9) You celebrated your birthday & the person didn't wish you HBD?, delete with speed.
(10) The person is giving you rules.. Or is always like I don't like your DP, change your DM.....Na your father load BIS for me? ..Waka there!!
(11) U always use the person as your DP, but d person has never used you as DP for once..The Zone you dey ehn..only God can help :(
(12) Your pings are showing 'R' & no reply. Delete d nonsense person sharperly!
(13) If the person only pings you wen he/she needs help..if na credit, first send am fake pin :( Come Delete her..E go be like rapture :(
Advice No be Curse..No Shaking
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