Deleting Theory on BBM

                                        DELETING THEORY ON BBM: 

(1) If anybody on your BBM exhibits any tendencies of pride, biko delete immediately. 

(2) The babe or guy is feeling too pretty/rich, abeg clear the idiot. 

(3) You are always the first person to ping him/her..., na Male dey do am pass..You are a fool sir....Na only d person dey ur BBM..Delete joor!

(4) You added someone and the person could not even say Hi or show some courtesy. The first thing you see is "how did u get my pin" Na Angel Wasiu give me for dream..Oloshi oloriburuku, delete The Murrafucker :| 

(5) The person hasn't pinged you for 3weeks or more & he/she is changing DP & PM .........

Hot Photo of the day - Anointing to Travel to America

** speechless**

How To Deal With Marital Infidelity

Thanks once again to everyone who has followed this series, ‘Real Issues with Oliseh’. The reactions and inquiries have being overwhelming. I want to first state that my approach on this platform is to see issues from a very practical and pragmatic point of view with little or no regard to any bias or emotions. I am aware that lives are involved whenever we talk about relationships as your relationship can make or mar your future. I usually say that I can’t conclude that someone is a success until I see who he/she get to marry. 

Marriage can either be a leverage or pitfall with the capacity to destroy all of one’s happiness. It is one of (if not) the most important decisions one has to make in live. After marriage, ‘your life can never be the same again’. I need to also state that there is really nothing like a ‘marriage made in heaven’ like some people would want us to believe. Any healthy marriage you see is as a result of two people who decided to work on themselves, individually and collectively, so as to make the best of their situation. In some cases, one partner is playing the fool. Marriage is an assignment; we have to work it out.

Quote Of The Day: I Have Two Daughters Who Are Unemployed- Nasir El-Rufai

Forty-two per cent of Nigerian youths are unemployed. I have two daughters with Masters Degrees and they are unemployed. They have been at home for more than a year and I cannot get a job for them.

D'banj & Olamide Spotted In Atlanta! And Yes Special Ed, Rick Ross Look- A- Like Was There

Brit actor Mark Lester: I will take DNA test to prove I'm Jacko kids' dad

Claims ... Michael Jackson and Mark Lester

BRIT actor Mark Lester has vowed to take a DNA test after sensationally claiming he could be the biological father of Michael Jackson’s three children.

INCREDIBLE! Yoruba Man Impregnates His Daughter In Abuja

A Karu, Abuja, Upper Area Court has remanded 42-year-old Rufua Alabi in prison custody after he was arraigned for impregnating his 16-year-old daughter.

Man with world-record 13.5-inch penis releases song about it (Download)

Finally, Jonah Falcon’s penis is solidified in song.

The man famous for his 13.5-inch, record-setting penis released a song, and it’s bound to impress even the most hardened of pop fans.

See motivation: Mario Balotelli offers his girlfriend to Real Madrid players if they beat Dortmund

At this point, one just has to ask: Why always him?

Oh Boy! See the kind of training the US Navy Seals pass through

This photo shows one out of the several rigorous training the United States'Navy SEALS pass through.They are submerged under water with their hands tied behind their back and they have to pick up the masks with their teeth and swim out....
They are an exclusive band of about 2,400 special operators famously responsible for the 2011 midnight raid that led to the capture of Osama bin Laden.

This is a small compared to what our own Police forces go through... lol

Happy Birthday to Mr. Ilias Aliu

The Author of the book Customer Service Management is plus on today, we had a short interview with him and I know most of you will be wondering who is he, you can read more about him after the cut 

Meet Alh. Ola Lawal one of the Leading Yoruba Artist Based in Abuja

Alhaji Ola Lawal,popularly known as Alhaji-Abuja, was Awarded on the 2013 World theater day in Abuja as an Achiever in theater, he is a leading  Abuja based artist with his theater group called "Ola Lawal theater Group", he has partaken in many films among which are Baba Agbekanga, Ojo Iberu, Adayeba Ote, Odeyemi, Ija Obinrin, Talalagbara, more so,is  about to release his own film that the public is eagerly expecting the release,they are titled  Iya Pupa, and Two Mopo

Nigerian leaders: Past and present; who's your best and worst?

From top left: Yakubu Gowon, Ernest Shonekan, Murtala Mohammed, Umar Musa Yar'Adua, Ahmadu Bello, Goodluck Jonathan, Olusegun Obasanjo, Ibrahim Babangida, Nnamdi Azikiwe, Sani Abacha and Muhammadu Buhari.

Rate them from 1 to 11. And if your favorite and worst isn't listed here, just name them...

King 2face Covers Bubbles Magazine

Wow! What a cover! All bow, please!

Manchester United Players Paint The Town RED

Manchester United may have won their 20th title on Monday night but they celebrated like it was their first. 

9 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies End Up Single For Life(Never Get Married)

 1. Many African ladies will end up singles for life because of media exposure- it is so disheartening how a lady will glue her eyes on a mobile phone from morning to night, only to raise it up to focus on television to watch another celebrity entertainment channel. Tell me, what else will dominate this lady’s mindset aside how to live a fake celebrity life being promoted on television channels?

 

UK couple sentenced to jail after trying to smuggle Nigerian baby into the UK

An academic and his wife have both been sentenced for trying to smuggle a baby into the country, it was revealed today.

Dr Simon Heap and his wife Gladys Effa-Heap, a nurse, flew out to Nigeria and tried to dupe officials into believing a baby girl they wanted to bring back to the UK was theirs.
However, the Oxford pair were actually trying to illegally adopt the baby.

Woman Loses Triplets Over N4,000 Medication Fee

What A Loss! For Temitope Sanni, the birth of a set of triplets has become more of a curse than blessing: Shortly after they were born, the babies, all boys, died one after the other. Reason being that the parents could not raise the N4,000 required of them to buy drugs.

Man Hacked To Death By Younger Sisters In Cross River

The Police in Calabar, Cross River State has detained two sisters for allegedly hacking their eldest brother, Kokoette Effiom Effiong, to death.

The sisters were alleged to have chopped Kokoette with sticks and machetes in a fight which ensued following disagreement over the sharing of proceeds from the sale of their late father’s land at Akpabuyo.

Nigerian girls sold into sex slavery & trapped in Italy's sex-slave trade

Naples mafiosi were convicted last week of forcing a Nigerian cancer patient, Lilian Solomon, into prostitution. The situation is worse that we think. Read a report from Daily Beast about how Nigerian girls, as young as 13, are sold and forced into sex slavery in Italy...

My Shame: How My Thighs Popped Out On Stage -Omawumi Opens U

In a male dominated industry like the Nigerian music industry, first runner-up at the Idol West Africa, Omawumi Megbele, has proven to be a force to be reckoned with. Some music critics in Nigeria have likened her to the legendary Onyeka Onwenu, who the singer did a duet with recently.

If Your Marriage Is Not Working, Get Out Fast! - Joke Silva

The screen goddess said this in an interview with Nollywood Insider when she was asked about the rate of divorce in Nollywood.

She said:

''Jesus Was Gay & Slept With His Disciples'' – Daughter Of Former Oyo Governor, Kemi Olunloyo

Kemi Olunloyo, the 49-year-old daughter of former Oyo governor, Victor Omololu Olunloyo is known to make controversial statements but it seems this time around she took it to the extreme with her latest outburst implying that Jesus Christ was gay.

Journalist and blogger Stella Dimokokorkus heard what she said, and took her up on it on twitter. 

See their tweets after the cut:-

Penis Enlargement Causes Impotence – Doctor

Size, they say, matters. So, are you considering increasing the size of your manhood? Have you been bombarded by adverts claiming to increase the size of your manhood with as much as three or four inches within three months? Beware, it can cause impotence!

Funny Police DPO jumping over fence as armed robbers attack

Well we heard the Policemen were running away from Armed robbers, lol God Help us in Nigeria.

Lolz

Controversy: Posing semi-nude for a New York based magazine: Adokiye opens up

Until early this year when she posed semi-nude for a New York based magazine, Adokiye Kyrian Yvonne a.k.a Adokiye is relatively unknown in the nation’s music scene. But immediately after that controversial posture, the sexy singer has become one of the hottest rising  female singers in the country. Our reporter caught up with her recently in Lagos, where she speaks on the raunchy photo spread among other issues.

Photo-Kenyan singer goes xrated during stage performance (MUST SEE)!!!

This Kenyan singer took the phrase stage performance too another level...even Rihanna wont go this far...

Anything for the hustle

Policeman Shot His Girlfriend For Allegedly Cheating On Him

Woman lifeless body lies on the floor after being shot dead by her police boyfriend who accused her of cheating on him. 

See the picture after the cut

Woman Living with Beard and Moustache

A German woman who struggled with facial hair for nearly two decades said she finally feels sexy, now that she’s ditched the clippers and let her beard grow.

“I feel more confident and I know myself better now than when I was younger,”the 49-year-old mom, identified only as Mariam,  told the British talk show, “This Morning.”

The story of the 2 Russian brothers suspected in the Boston bombings

Two Russians bothers, 26 year old Tamerlan and 19 year old Dzhokhar, a second-year medical student in the U.S, are suspected to be behind the Boston Marathon bombings. Tamerlan was killed in a shootout with police last night, Dzhokhar is being intensely pursued. Below is their story...

From Boston Associated Press 

Boston Bomber Shot Dead - Second Suspect On The Run

One of the Boston marathon bombing suspects has been killed and the other is on the run after a dramatic shoot-out in the city.

Photo: Woman kills husband, sets his body ablaze

They said 'pictures tell a thousand words'. I have the photos of the charred remains of the man...but I will share just one photo that isn't too bad. Before that, here's the story...

22 year old man to die by hanging in Warri for stealing N955, 600

A court in Warri has sentenced a young man to death by hanging for stealing N955k. Below is how Sunnewsonline.com is reporting it...

A 22-year-old man, Julius Aboy was yesterday sentenced to death for stealing N955, 600 by a Delta State High Court sitting in Warri. The trial judge, Justice Marshal Mukoro of High Court 1, who handed down the sentence told the convict that he is to die by hanging.

The convict was arraigned on a two-count charge of conspiracy to commit armed robbery and armed robbery, offences punishable under Sections 6(b) and 1(2)(a) respectively of the Robbery and Firearms (Special Provisions) Act Cap. RII Volume 14, Laws of the Federation of Nigeria, 2004.

Nigeria Customer Service Training

Nigeria Customer Service Awards Invites You to a Training Workshop Tag:- Effective Customer Service  

Mikel Ruffinelli, Woman With The Biggest Hips In The World. Must SEE!!

Mikel Ruffinelli is the proud owner of the largest hips in the world. The 40 year-old mother of four's hips measure an astounding 8 feet in circumference.

At 5ft4 and 420 pounds, Ruffinelli consumes 3,000 calories a day to keep her "bootylicious" figure.

3 Men Deported For Being "Too Handsome" For Women

Three men were forcibly removed from an annual culture festival in Saudi Arabia and subsequently sent back to the UAE after it was deemed that women could find them irresistible.

The delegates from the UAE were in attendance at the Jenadrivah Heritage & Culture Festival in Riyadh, the Saudi capital when religious police officers stormed the stand and evicted the men because "they are too handsome," according to the Arabic language newspaper, Elaph.

"A festival official said the three Emiratis were taken out on the grounds they are too handsome and that the Commission members feared female visitors could fall for them," Elaph reported.

If Buhari Contests 100 Times, He Cannot Rule This Country Again – Association Of Witches And Wizards In Nigeria

The Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria has warned former Head of State and leader of the Congress for Progressive Change, CPC, General Mohammadu Buhari to bury his ambition of ruling Nigeria ever again.

Dr. Okhue Iboi, the acclaimed spokesperson of the Association in an interview with Sunday Express asserted that witches and wizards in the region would not allow him to spearhead the affairs of the nation again.

He further stressed that Nigeria would not break-up after 2015 contrary to what Dr. Fasheun and the American government predicted.

According to him, “During the meeting we held on January 29 in Ilorin, we talked about the government of this country.

Goodluck Jonathan will re-contest and he will win the 2015 election irrespective of whatever opposition rises against him,” the coven’s spokesman affirmed.

On the menace of Boko Haram, Iboi said, “We gave the witches in the North the mandate to cool down Boko Haram; mark my words, by the end of this year, you will hardly hear of any Boko Haram mayhem again.”

The extensive interview with the witchdoctor was not all glad tidings, however, his revelations raised serious concerns about the 2015 election.

Is Drake the father of Blue Ivy (Photo)

Here is photo that makes us wonder whether Beyonce had an affair with Drake, who might also be Blue Ivy’s Father. Of course, this is ridiculous though. Hilarious too.

Scientists Reportedly Discover Gate To Hell (See Photo)

The Purported Gate to Hell

It sounds like something out of a horror movie. But Italian scientists say that the “Gate to Hell ” is the real deal—poisonous vapors and all.

Wizkid Denies EME Re-Union

Few days ago, Rumours were rife that a Wizkid / EME re- union was on the cards after several 

months of an obvious divide. 

Speculation that the label were re-negotiating Wiz’s contract amidst issues over money and a well documented separation buzzed across several blogs. 

Wiz seemed to answer the rumours by posting a short and sweet tweet.

The Forbes Five: Hip-Hop's Wealthiest Artists 2013

1. Diddy - $580 million: The bulk of the Bad Boy Records founder’s wealth comes from non-musical ventures, namely his deal with Diageo’s Ciroc. The agreement entitles him to eight-figure annual payouts and a nine-figure windfall if the brand is ever sold—and Ciroc’s value has never been higher

2. Jay Z - $475 million: He’s still rolling in cash from megadeals like his $204 million Rocawear sale in 2007 and his $150 million pact with Live Nation the following year. He continues to hold stakes in Roc Nation, Carol’s Daughter, the Brooklyn Nets and, more significantly, the Barclays Center itself, while adding new partnerships with the likes of Duracell, Budweiser and Bacardi’s D’ussé Cognac

See the last three after the cut...

Regina Askia was once a big deal in Nigeria, but no one believes her in the US

The former beauty queen and actress moved to the US many many years back where she dropped her glamour cloak to become a wife, mother and a registered nurse.

Photo: Proud papa Naeto C shows off son

He posted the photo on his instagram page and wrote:

“Thanks 2 every1 for all the messages. Words arent honestly enuff to express this moment…its ironic especially for some1 like myself who is used 2 putting words 2gether…mayb later…but right now i’m just Thanking God w/my Family and enjoying my son’s company! I wish u all similar moments at some point(s) in your lives!“ 

Awesome!

2Face A Wicked Man, Only God Will Judge You On What You Did To Us – Amina Umar

A embittered fan writes:

“I never knew or comprehend that Mr. 2face Innocent Idibia had this spirit of Wickedness in him.

Terrorists' Lagos hideout owned by Bayelsa State Govt - Monarch

The house where security operatives arrested nine suspected terrorists, including a Chadian, in Ijora-Badia, a Lagos mainland suburb, belongs to Bayelsa State government, a monarch claimed. 

Yesterday Ojora of Ijora, Oba Fatai Oyeyinka Aromire, in whose domain soldiers attached to Lagos internal security outfit – Operation-MESA, arrested the suspects accused the government of Bayelsa State of complicity in the presence of terrorist suspects in Nigeria’s economic hub. 
Oba Aromire blamed the government for abandoning the property, a development he said encouraged miscreants to use it as a hideout.

NAETO C AND WIFE NICOLE WELCOME BABY BOY

The couple just welcomed a son. Nicole gave birth in a hospital in Washington DC, USA. Mother and son are said to be doing great. Big congrats to them!

Why I killed my brother - Nigerian US Army deserter

Vanguard report:

Nigerian US Army deserter, Allen Williams Abiodun, 52, who was arrested on February 20, 2013, for allegedly killing his younger brother, a Merchant Navy personnel in Imude community, Oto Awori Local Government area of Lagos, has finally opened up on why he committed the dastardly act.

The six-footer confessed to Crime Alert that he stabbed the deceased, Allen Olawale Ayetimi, 24, to death, following continuous threat on his life by Olawale.

The late Olawale was reportedly sleeping when Williams allegedly stabbed him in the head, neck and jugular.

2face Idibia's baby mama Pero Adeniyi spotted in Lagos

One of newly married 2face Idibia's baby mamas, Pero Adeniyi was spotted in Lagos over the weekend. Heard she's been around for a while now and was even in Lagos during 2face and Annie's March 8th traditional wedding in Eket. Pero told people she was in Lagos for business and will be returning to her US base some this week.